AmidFuror

Sir Thomas Moore’s Utopia fits this bill if we assume for the moment that slaves don’t count toward the equality aspect, beings slaves and all.

I ordered my last hamburger to stop choking me.

Next you’ll tell me “kangaroo” isn’t an aboriginal word for “I don’t understand.”

Yes, that refers to life imprisonment.

You can get a subscription to Consumer Reports. They do thorough and reliable ratings of a lot of things. Not sure about thermal cameras, though. I mean it as more general advice.

Just put Gene in the washing pod right next door.

At least your post asked for those opinions. This one wants to explore what was bought and is answered by a bunch of unhelpful “nothing” comments with the occasional “and here’s why no one should” thrown in.

We already had the post criticizing Black Friday. That was the place to virtue signal how you don’t fall for consumerism traps. Yet here we are again with all those responses.

Like many other commenters here, I spent the day not shopping, not watching TV (I don’t even own one and haven’t even heard of your favorite streaming services), not listening to any popular music or even the A sides of albums by some bands you’ve never heard of, eating only whole foods that didn’t show any form of suffering during their demise when harvested from the community garden, identifying 2026 candidates to align with (whom I shall never name here lest someone bring up an imperfect act they once failed to adequately denounce), and telling loose acquaintances that I am an ally for their non-traditional romantic entanglements.

Was it Black Friday?

Yours is the vegan of sociopolitical attitudes.

I’ve never seen a turtle, but I understand what you mean.

Et tu?

What’s a tortoise?

Think Incredible Hulk crossed with King Kong.

What’s the word for when you can’t think of a word? I used to know it…

But he didn’t exclude Australia and New Zealand.

Were they by a nurse who keeps moving wards, but the other nurses in every ward are assholes?

Sorry I had to do it twice, then.

Oh, I thought you didn’t believe in it despite your diagnosis.

In that case, I bet there’s another side of you that doesn’t believe in it, though.

Good job, Creed. Corporate has a new assignment for you, though.