I’d rather do “GOUT KING (or GOUT QUEEN, I DON’T REALLY CARE)”
The six-fingered man!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You have gout. Now prepare to die.
Gout is no laughing matter. It’s very painful
Unless you have Prednisone, then it’s a joke
If you’ll excuse me, I have clouds to yell at
wait, prednisone helps with gout? i don’t know much about gout. is it autoimmune?
No, not autoimmune. It’s basically kidney stones in your joints. It is caused by high levels of uric acid in the blood (hyperuricemia). The uric acid forms crystals in the joints, shredding tissue and cartilage, causing pain and inflammation.
It’s generally agreed that while diet has an influence, it’s not the only factor. Some are predisposed to developing gout while others with the same diet never do. Reduced kidney function, excess alcohol consumption, obesity, medications, and a bunch of other stuff can all contribute.
For severe acute flare-ups Prednisone is very effective at reducing inflammation and pain. If the gout persists, there are medicines that can decrease uric acid concentration in the blood.
or you could be English with an accent
I AVE GOUT
IGOT GOUT
Also works
OUCH GOUT (I legit have it in my right foot rn)
OOFO UCHG O U T
GOT GOUT and cut off a finger. Easy peasy.
Or
HAVE GOUT
then on your forearm
WILL TRAVEL
GOUT HERE works
GOUTSOME
In the unlikely event you don’t have eleven fingers, you could use an apostrophe.
“IVE GOUT IT” also fits
You just made a genius invention available to everyone (with Gout). Kudos.
GOTS GOUT
I’ve G’t
Or anything in between depending on the number of fingers
